07-09-13, 10:59 PM
two fleas sitting at the beach in Benidorm, first laying back on the sunbed enjoying the sun looks at the second flea which is sat shivering...
whats up? why you so cold? asks the first flea
well I've just got here said the second, and ive come all the way from London in a blokes moustache, on the front of a motorbike and i'm friggin' freezing!
no, replies the first flea, you don't wanna to that, do what I do, get to the airport, find a young lady, fly up her skirt and wait till you get here...easy peasy!
a year later, two fleas were on the beach at Benidorm, the first flea enjoying the sun....looks at the second which is sat shivering..
I thought I told you what to do ? asks the first flea, ..why are you freezing again?
Well, replied the second flea...a funny thing happened....I remembered what you said so I went to the airport and found a real stunner. I flew down under her skirt and settled down in her knickers.....well it was lovely and warm and I went to sleep.
When I woke up I was in a blokes moustache on the front of a motorbike heading to Benidorm!!!!!!!!!!!
whats up? why you so cold? asks the first flea
well I've just got here said the second, and ive come all the way from London in a blokes moustache, on the front of a motorbike and i'm friggin' freezing!
no, replies the first flea, you don't wanna to that, do what I do, get to the airport, find a young lady, fly up her skirt and wait till you get here...easy peasy!
a year later, two fleas were on the beach at Benidorm, the first flea enjoying the sun....looks at the second which is sat shivering..
I thought I told you what to do ? asks the first flea, ..why are you freezing again?
Well, replied the second flea...a funny thing happened....I remembered what you said so I went to the airport and found a real stunner. I flew down under her skirt and settled down in her knickers.....well it was lovely and warm and I went to sleep.
When I woke up I was in a blokes moustache on the front of a motorbike heading to Benidorm!!!!!!!!!!!