06-09-13, 01:32 PM
- A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."
- A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
- This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention. The driver got out and he was a dwarf. He said, "I'm not happy.", I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...