02-09-13, 08:29 PM
My wife said that going back to work would be the hardest thing to do, having to juggle between looking after a family and holding down a full time job.
She obviously has never tried to have a wank with a laptop on her knees.
Andrex brought out a new range of toilet paper. It has the outline of "middle eastern ethnic minority groups"
You need to try and colour in as you wipe - extra points for keeping within the lines.
any coats left?
She obviously has never tried to have a wank with a laptop on her knees.
Andrex brought out a new range of toilet paper. It has the outline of "middle eastern ethnic minority groups"
You need to try and colour in as you wipe - extra points for keeping within the lines.
any coats left?
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride!"