Worst bike you have ever riden?

[nick crisp]

400 Superdream. I bought it to use as a winter hack, but everything gave up at once - clutch, cam chain. God, that thing used to wobble round the corners! I took it to a local stealer and said what will you give me for it?
We don't really want it mate.
Come on, I don't want much.
No, really, we're not interested.
Well, I'm not riding it home.
£50?
Done!

I once test rode a 2nd hand GS850G, cos I needed a bike but didn't have much dosh. Heavy, slow, totally uninspiring - like driving a bus. I bought a 350 Powervalve instead - a brilliant move!

And I too once rode a 125 scooter. I kept grabbing the brake cos I was used to having a clutch. Yeah, those things are wobbly! I have since sworn that when scooters are the only thing I can ride, it's time to give up 2 wheels...