29-08-13, 10:58 PM
(29-08-13, 04:37 PM)marksfazer link Wrote: Injury lawyers 4u are sh1tAh!! are you a mate of Rolf Harris by any chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When my neighbour's 15 year old daughter cut herself climbing over my fence, they told me to take a photo of her gash.
Guess who's in court tomorrow?
Mary had a little dress
Split right up the sides
When she walked around the room
The boys could see her thighs
Mary had another dress
Split right up the front
She didn't wear it very often.
Dear Deirdre,
My boyfriend has told me the best cure for constipation is anal sex. I didn't believe him but after some persuasion,he talked me into it and I let him stick his big fat willy into my tiny little bumhole. He shagged me up the bum really hard then after a while, shot his muck,deep into my bowels. He's just rung me this morning saying he wants to try it again as he's still constipated. What should I do ?
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