29-08-13, 12:58 AM
How do you get four elephants in a Mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get four giraffes in a Mini?
You can't, it's full of elephants.
How do you get two whales in a Mini?
Down the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.
How do you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
How do you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?
Giggling from behind the butter dish.
How do you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?
The door won't shut.
How do you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?
Their Mini is parked outside!
Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get four giraffes in a Mini?
You can't, it's full of elephants.
How do you get two whales in a Mini?
Down the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.
How do you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
How do you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?
Giggling from behind the butter dish.
How do you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?
The door won't shut.
How do you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?
Their Mini is parked outside!