27-08-13, 04:53 PM
ChristoT is drivin thru breton on his 600/trailer/stabiliser when he see's elton john thumbin for a lift so he pulls over.
"Missuer Elton can i geev u ze lift wewe?"
"Ooer mrs coarse u can luvvy" replied elton
"A haav weldid ze seat on ze box for ze hitchhikerz"
20 min down the road christo spots a sheep wiv iz ead stook in zee fence.
"Missuer Elton...ah weel sherr u ze way we deal wiz sucha situazzion"
So he gets off the bike unpacks ze welligogzzz puts em on and sticks the sheepz back legs into ze welligogzzz and proceeeds to ream zee sheep.
Afterwards he asks Elton if he wants a go... He says yes and sticks ead in the fence
"Missuer Elton can i geev u ze lift wewe?"
"Ooer mrs coarse u can luvvy" replied elton
"A haav weldid ze seat on ze box for ze hitchhikerz"
20 min down the road christo spots a sheep wiv iz ead stook in zee fence.
"Missuer Elton...ah weel sherr u ze way we deal wiz sucha situazzion"
So he gets off the bike unpacks ze welligogzzz puts em on and sticks the sheepz back legs into ze welligogzzz and proceeeds to ream zee sheep.
Afterwards he asks Elton if he wants a go... He says yes and sticks ead in the fence
Just flapping about on this stagnant little pond on the outer rim of the internet.....yup.... :-))