What a day !!!

[chaz]

I got a book to help me with my speech for my daughters wedding, as you will be first up it's a bit stressful, the book will tell you who you have to thank, then I thanked all the guests for traveling so far, (for a free lunch and booze up) I welcomed my new son-in-law into my disfunctional family (I know you'll fit in well), then a cryptic message that the bridesmaid could supply coke for those who wanted to party all night.
I left out the bit where I expected the Italian guests to change sides half way through the service?

so basicly just insult everyone, apart from the beautiful bride.