how to add oil to your car ?

[mr self destruct]

:lol


Reminds me of my mate Liane.
She phoned me asking why her Beetle was blowing oil everywhere and could I have a look?
I went to see it, she said she'd done an oil change and filled the oil up to the fill level on the dipstick.
Once I explained that the 'fill level' wasn't actually the top of the dipstick pipe, I drained it and replaced all the blown gaskets for her.  :rolleyes