Songs for / about Foccers

[ChristoT]

I know I've been on the drink
But I'm not as drunk as you think
The night is still young
The fat lady's not sung
But with beer goggles I'd sink the pink

You're still sober's the line that you spin,
That it's easy for you to get skin,
But if in Glasgow, the girls
Let you jump on their curls
That easy - well, please count me in!!  :lol