22-07-13, 07:30 AM
(21-07-13, 02:50 PM)simonm link Wrote: [quote author=Fizzy Pies link=topic=8939.msg89234#msg89234 date=1374413570]
[quote author=Skippernick link=topic=8939.msg89163#msg89163 date=1374391444]
Use velcro gloves for sheep shagging not a motorbike!!
Snapping their front legs and putting their rear legs in your wellies to stop them running away works well too

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That. Is. A. Whole. New. Level. I never want to think about that again, ever. Thanks for that :eek
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Thats why us scotsmen wear kilts ..... and have lots of cliffs

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride!"