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Bush's White House Tour

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!

That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's privateĀ  bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who p155ed in your saxophone."
Borrowed from CBF forum .
Lew
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Is ther a jokes section?? - by lew600fazer - 19-07-13, 11:01 PM
Re: Is ther a jokes section?? - by Grahamm - 21-07-13, 12:32 AM
Re: Is ther a jokes section?? - by nick crisp - 21-07-13, 12:51 AM
Re: Is ther a jokes section?? - by lew600fazer - 22-07-13, 06:11 PM
Re: Is ther a jokes section?? - by lew600fazer - 23-07-13, 04:52 PM

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