Let the flaming begin - Forum Rules ?

[nick crisp]

Here we go again  :rolleyes
By the way Christo, have been thinking about your idea of coming over for a cuppa. After due consideration, I have decided it would be Ok if:
1. I can have my solicitor present
2. If you're bringing Exupnut, I can also have the local trauma counsellor here.
3. You pay for any resulting therapy I may require.
4. All this to be produced in a legal document, all parties to sign
PS
I'm afraid I don't have any lentils in the cupboard...