This REALLY winds me up

[Tibbs]

But if you are out on the pull you don't know what size woman you are going to end up with do you?  I mean if you get lucky early in the night she'll be slim and lovely - so you'd need the size 10 leathers and medium spare lid/gloves. 

If you don''t get lucky until later in the night you'll have had a few beers and end up with a wildebeast, the size 10 leathers will be a bit embarrassing.

If you don't get lucky before kicking out time then the beer goggles / desperation will play a part and you might need the best part of a rhino hide and an upturned boat for her head.


So do you all go out with multiple spare safety kit 'just in case'?

So you ride home tanked up with a girl who doesn't have a helmet to wear?

If I'm out on my bike & pull and I don't have kit I get a taxi. But then again I don't go out drinking when I'm on my bike.