Management bolloxspeak

[Streetbudgie]

I have just received the statement below in an e mail from a particularly useless project manager - I'm actually going to print it out and wipe my arse with it.

I may or may not then send it to the wanker.

For information I have moved onto a secondment and G is picking up the completion of the workstream, however I will attend next week’s call so that we can ensure that all our ducks are in a row moving forward