The things you see when you have a day off

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So far this morning I have seen school run mums use my front drive to park across and turn around in while dropping their spawn off to school.

I have seen the bloke from over the road walk his dog up and down the access road at the side of my house, pick up his dog shit (good) and promptly drop it in the curb outside my house (not good) - had I not been dripping wet and naked I would have been out like a shot, but by the time I threw something on he'd gone.

However on the way back into my house I saw another neighbour come out of his garage (he lives in the next road) walk to the end of the access road next to my house and dump a bag of rubbish on top of the poo bag.

Him I caught and told him to pick up his rubbish and dump it outside his own house to which he replied "it's rubbish from the alley, what am I supposed to do with it"  I replied "Put it in your bin just like I do, don't throw in the street outside my house"  He then goes to walk away so I picked it up and gave it to him and said "don't leave it or I'll report you"

After grumbling he toddles off and I go in, 10 mins later I go out and the bag of rubbish is back out in the street about 5 yards from my house!

So now I have reported one dog shitter and one fly tipper to the local council, I hope they both getting fucking fined, lazy bastards.

School run mums will be dealt with later...

Should have ran out naked, prob never see him again. lol