Best short stay bike holiday in the UK has to be in Settle North Yorkshire, try Crowtree Park Tosside they have some good value accommodation, from their the world is your proverbial oyster N S E or W as well as all the Yorkshire runs you are next to lake district, you can cover all the way up to Scottish boarders, Hartside Richmond etc, a trip to Wales is in reach jump on M6 (20 mins away) and your in north Wales in an hour, or head down to Glossop again an hour away and you have Snake & Hope pass into Derbyshire Matlck all in a days ride from Settle
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