Confronting Tailgaters

[bwizz]

When i'm out in my ancient diesel Astra, I have a 3 phase plan, initially I change speed regularly trying not to use my brake light. 2 I put on the high intensity rear light and regularly touch the foot brake.3 If that fails i wait till the tailgating car is as close as possible ,then slip the gearlever into nuetral and slam my foot to the floor on the accelerator this gives a huge black cloud of smoke from the exhaust, sometimes I can hardly see the car behind, this usually always works,
I especially like to see the car thats tailgating me being tailgated ,makes my whole day!
On a bike your in dangerous territory, best to get out of the way!