10-02-13, 12:59 PM
Pinched from a French Forum, translated and tweaked:
Our Father
Who rides a cycle
Hallowed be thy name
Thy engine rev,
Thy foot pegs rub
On the A roads as on the twisties
Give us each day our daily hairpin
Forgive us our stupidities
As we forgive those who
Make us drop the bike
Lead us not into spilt diesel
And deliver us from gravel
For thine is the torque,
The power and the braking
For ever and ever
On the M1
:angel
Our Father
Who rides a cycle
Hallowed be thy name
Thy engine rev,
Thy foot pegs rub
On the A roads as on the twisties
Give us each day our daily hairpin
Forgive us our stupidities
As we forgive those who
Make us drop the bike
Lead us not into spilt diesel
And deliver us from gravel
For thine is the torque,
The power and the braking
For ever and ever
On the M1
:angel
The Deef's apprentice