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I got flashed by the speed camera...
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excerpt from lewis's upcoming autobiography :



As I lay in bed I felt a hand slowly reach down into my boxers and start to play with my balls and stroke my manhood. It was nice but I wasnt in the mood.

"Not tonight" I whispered. "I'm tired"

"It doesnt work like that in here sunshine" said my cellmate
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride!"
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Re: I got flashed by the speed camera... - by Lazarus - 10-01-13, 09:07 AM

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