tara scotland , use your passport to come to england

[slappy]

I was born in Scotland, (Largs in Ayrshire), my mum is scottish born,my dad is yorkshire born,my mums parents are from southern Ireland,her grandmother was French. Which country will I need a passport from?
Lads at work reckon I will be deported but I am just going to hide behind the human rights act.
Besides, as I keep telling them,if they could treat their women right and work as hard as me we would not have to come across the border