06-10-12, 04:43 PM
Ive had a brainwave :eek
psychometric testing..........if you're a dick you dont get a licence....but the government can't be in charge.....coz they're all dicks,
the police can make up a new offence......'being a dick'
the penalty...........being sent to the houses of parliament to join all the other dicks! and of course loss of licence.
how to get your licence back......stop being a dick! and complete tests of all things honour and courtesy...and donate money to FOC for shiny bike bits! :b
Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike