3 days lay in a ditch

[Phil TK]

Thats god looking down on ya,

If I'd had to spent 3 days in agony in a ditch I'd frankly prefer Robert Mugabe looking over me than that sort of god.

It will be intersting to hear how he actually survived, he wouldn't have starved in that time but dehydration would have been an issue especially because he obviously couldn't move, maybe he licked dew off the grass or sucked the damp mud at the bottom of the ditch. Or maybe he was severely dehydrated anyway and his rescuers where just in time.