04-09-12, 06:19 PM
I got in the shit last night by being able to cook :'(
She was working till 10pm , so i said i will do a stir fry using some left over pork, well i did and ate mine leaving hers in the pan,
i like a good boy then went and mowed the lawns and orchard, they are big here at Toad Hall :lol
" hours later i go inside the house and fuck me, the dog has stood up and pushed the lid off her dinner and ate the fucking lot, then he has got the george forman drip tray and licked that out and chewed it to shit, :eek
Haha, she let him off tho,, he has a poorly leg, and is limping like a wounded soldier, he was running like hell,25mph on the golf course in the dark and went straight into a bunker, made him yelp and what a noise, he came limping back,lol
She was working till 10pm , so i said i will do a stir fry using some left over pork, well i did and ate mine leaving hers in the pan,
i like a good boy then went and mowed the lawns and orchard, they are big here at Toad Hall :lol
" hours later i go inside the house and fuck me, the dog has stood up and pushed the lid off her dinner and ate the fucking lot, then he has got the george forman drip tray and licked that out and chewed it to shit, :eek
Haha, she let him off tho,, he has a poorly leg, and is limping like a wounded soldier, he was running like hell,25mph on the golf course in the dark and went straight into a bunker, made him yelp and what a noise, he came limping back,lol
I know its only the internet but they are real people ! ain't they?