12-08-12, 03:22 AM
Security update (at 3am!)
Load of people passing the house woke me up.
Looked out but they all had gone but 2 guys and a girl with them were slower. 1 of them decides my driveway is a toilet and disposes of a few beers. Then decides he wants to sit on the bike.
The girl runs off but the other guy wants to play too.
"This'll be funny" i think, and wait for the alarm to go off. Waiting, waiting... "Why isn't the alarm going off?"
Open the window, "oi!" I say. And they run off.
So off I go downstairs to inspect, avoiding the yellow lake, and see the disc lock on a wall. I hadn't put it on! (If the insurance company are reading this, yes I HAD put it on, this is a joke)
But no, really, I forgot. So, my best security so far is the ground anchor that was attached, and my dulcet tones!
Load of people passing the house woke me up.
Looked out but they all had gone but 2 guys and a girl with them were slower. 1 of them decides my driveway is a toilet and disposes of a few beers. Then decides he wants to sit on the bike.
The girl runs off but the other guy wants to play too.
"This'll be funny" i think, and wait for the alarm to go off. Waiting, waiting... "Why isn't the alarm going off?"
Open the window, "oi!" I say. And they run off.
So off I go downstairs to inspect, avoiding the yellow lake, and see the disc lock on a wall. I hadn't put it on! (If the insurance company are reading this, yes I HAD put it on, this is a joke)
But no, really, I forgot. So, my best security so far is the ground anchor that was attached, and my dulcet tones!