08-08-12, 10:29 PM
I went to a mate's wedding and I whispered to a bloke next to me "isn't the bride a right ugly cow".
"Do you mind? that's my daughter you're talking about"
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"I'm really sorry, I didn't know you were her father" :o .
"I'm not!..........I'm her mother you cheeky t %£&".
"Do you mind? that's my daughter you're talking about"
."I'm really sorry, I didn't know you were her father" :o .
"I'm not!..........I'm her mother you cheeky t %£&".