Riding in London

[DILLIGAFF]

From memory just a few things to avoid/give a wide berth...........................






Black cabs
Mini cabs
Buses
Vehicles with no wing mirrors
Vehicles with wing mirrors
Drivers who look down at the gear lever before changing
Drivers texting
Drivers prodding satnavs
Excessive and unnecessary indicating
No indicating at all
Brake dabbers
White line wanderers
Drivers with wipers on in dry conditions
4x4 drivers
School run mums in 4x4s
Ditherers
Out of towners lost and out of their depth
Vehicles with lots of panel damage (DILLIGAFFs)
Our Asian friends
Left hand drive articulated lorries
Lorries
Smokers (watch for flying fag ends!)
Drivers eating
Drivers drinking
Drunk drivers
Last minute turn left/righters
Sudden unexplainable stoppers?
Can't get through that 12 foot gap stoppers??????????????
Blue lights coming in the opposite direction stoppers?????????????????????????????
Unmarked police cars
GATSO/SPECS/TRUVELOS and other assorted municipal stealth tax devices.




&c..........&c...................&c




Then again there are the Darwin award winning suicidal pedestrians.




So not much really.......................enjoy.  :'(