What did you do yesterday?

[Looney tune]

Up early, checked crow traps and snares, breakfast then set off for Lockerbie for our footie teams last game of the season, I coach under 13's, won 7 nil and finished 3rd in league, happy days. The journey was em, different, lovely blue sky so bike time. By the time I reached Dumfries I had rode through hail and heavy rain with no waterproofs and by the time I got to Lockerbie I could hardly change gear. On the return journey it was snow and bloody cold, straight into the shower to thaw out. All was well after that as we were in the pub by 1.30 and home by em feck knows, blootered.