Foocin' Bastid!!!

[DryRob]

I had something similar happen to me on a couple of occasions. I park my bike near an entrance at Uni and regularly find ash dusted over it. Once I came out to find a cup on my pillion as somebody obviously thought my bike was a coffee table. Another time I'm fairly sure some foccer had been sat on it as there was mud on the seat where someone had dragged their chubby, stinking, pasty student leg over the back. Sad thing is if it'd fallen on the bastid and damaged them I'd be in the wrong.

Makes you wonder if it's worth having anything nice  :\