TIPS !

[mickdel]

WIFE : Washing IRONING F****ng Etc

Eh? Fuc@ing?  I understand Catholicism now (am "catholic" since as there is no real way to be kicked out,or formally resign your membership).
And I understand where the Pope is coming from on premarital sex.  Cos theres fuck all comes eftirward.  Nightly grope in the dark n that excluded.    Got inte bed the other nite, and it was pitch black.  Leaned over and said "Night love, luvsya" and thought "God, her hair seems so, so soft".  Then I heard a murmurred "nite nite" but the voice sounded farther away.
Then I realised I'd kissed the fucking cat who was lying in between the two pillows  :o And who errupted in to purring and was all oar me  :eek