18-11-11, 01:14 AM
My girlfriend asked me what I was doing on the computer earlier. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. '' I love you '' she said, then got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing blow job ever ......... which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before.
Better to stand and look a fool than speak and prove it !
If it aint broke, I'll fix it till it is !!
If it aint broke, I'll fix it till it is !!