ebay feedback question?

[BIG MAC]

I am thinking of writing an ebay dictionary of all the bollocks claims made by sellers. I have spent weeks traipsing round the country looking at one 'good' van after another and had to cancel 3 sales due to the complete and utter misrepresentations made...A little tatty - shows pic of flaking paint on a hinge...err what about the roof which looks like an elephant jumped on it? what about the dreadnought at full chat clouds of smoke? I could go on...
Next weeks little delight will be a trip to Liverpool...funnily enough this guy sounds as honest as the day is long...please God