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Real men
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A WOMENS POEM:


As I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man thats not a creep,
One whos, hansom smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks,
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
and when I spend, wont get annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand,
Massage my feet and help me stand.




A MANS POEM:


I pray for a deaf, mute gymnast nymphomaniac,
with big tits and a fanny tighter than a mouses waistcoat.
She owns a pub, loves the taste of cum, and occasionally takes it up the wrong 'un.
This doesnt even rhyme but who gits a shit, poetry is for women



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Real men - by Just Anne - 24-10-11, 07:10 PM
Re: Real men - by John Silva - 24-10-11, 07:51 PM
Re: Real men - by Captain Haddock - 24-10-11, 07:59 PM
Re: Real men - by Fazerider - 24-10-11, 09:44 PM
Re: Real men - by Just Anne - 24-10-11, 11:11 PM
Re: Real men - by Fazerider - 25-10-11, 12:05 AM
Re: Real men - by Dave G - 25-10-11, 12:23 AM
Re: Real men - by Tiberius Onklevaart - 25-10-11, 01:02 AM
Re: Real men - by Tiberius Onklevaart - 25-10-11, 01:05 AM
Re: Real men - by Captain Haddock - 25-10-11, 07:45 AM
Re: Real men - by BIG MAC - 25-10-11, 02:26 PM
Re: Real men - by Robbie8666 - 25-10-11, 03:50 PM
Re: Real men - by bigralphie - 25-10-11, 03:56 PM
Re: Real men - by BIG MAC - 25-10-11, 11:42 PM
Re: Real men - by Looney tune - 26-10-11, 07:29 AM
Re: Real men - by oldmotherfoccer - 26-10-11, 10:04 AM
Re: Real men - by locksmith - 26-10-11, 12:00 PM
Re: Real men - by BBROWN1664 - 26-10-11, 04:11 PM
Re: Real men - by knoxy - 26-10-11, 10:54 PM
Re: Real men - by Captain Haddock - 27-10-11, 07:42 AM
Re: Real men - by martynR - 27-10-11, 03:47 PM
Re: Real men - by locksmith - 27-10-11, 06:05 PM
Re: Real men - by BIG MAC - 27-10-11, 09:54 PM
Re: Real men - by GringoRojo - 28-10-11, 01:14 AM
Re: Real men - by Tmation - 28-10-11, 08:14 AM
Re: Real men - by Fazerider - 28-10-11, 08:32 AM
Re: Real men - by Captain Haddock - 28-10-11, 12:14 PM
Re: Real men - by Tori - 28-10-11, 01:37 PM
Re: Real men - by jon - 29-10-11, 10:53 AM

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