12-10-11, 09:01 PM
If you dont switch the tap back to the ON position again you will end up taking the bike out for a spin, get about 3/4 of a mile down the road and the bike will stutter, slow and stop, you will then have to call your other half to come out in the car which involves spending ages describing an 8 mm spanner and an allen key to her ,oh and dont forget the torch as its now getting dark and while you wait at the side of the road sweating in your leathers cos youve had to push the bloody thing off the main road you will have time to reflect on what a clumsy twat you really are then when she turns up after what seems like an hour you have to upend the tank and turn the fuel on, possibly at that point remembering that theres a tool kit under the seat but deciding theres no point in mentioning that right now to her, all the while trying to act like it could happen to anyone and happens all the time ,,,oh yes my friend, there are bigger twats than you. :o