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"When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle."

I was expecting a joke after an opening line like that....... :lol
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Lol, nope, just factual Smile
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(21-12-22, 01:23 PM)Grahamm link Wrote: When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle.

I should introduce him to this bloke and split the money 50/50!
As far as I know, the challenge to ride the unicycle is made to guests invited to his house. I would  love to see the smile wiped off his smug face though, especially when it came to counting the money out :lol .
Whizz kid sitting pretty on his two wheeled stallion.
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(23-12-22, 10:03 AM)robbo link Wrote: [quote author=Grahamm link=topic=25540.msg330886#msg330886 date=1671625410]
When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle.

I should introduce him to this bloke and split the money 50/50!
As far as I know, the challenge to ride the unicycle is made to guests invited to his house. I would  love to see the smile wiped off his smug face though, especially when it came to counting the money out :lol .
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Would you be selling tickets?
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(28-12-22, 02:53 PM)fazerscotty link Wrote: [quote author=robbo link=topic=25540.msg330891#msg330891 date=1671786232]
[quote author=Grahamm link=topic=25540.msg330886#msg330886 date=1671625410]
When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle.

I should introduce him to this bloke and split the money 50/50!
As far as I know, the challenge to ride the unicycle is made to guests invited to his house. I would  love to see the smile wiped off his smug face though, especially when it came to counting the money out :lol .
[/quote]


Would you be selling tickets?
[/quote] :lol . No, I wouldn't a look in, the rich bloke would have that covered. He doesn't miss a trick, that's why he's so minted.
Whizz kid sitting pretty on his two wheeled stallion.
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(29-12-22, 08:20 PM)robbo link Wrote: [quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=25540.msg330902#msg330902 date=1672235587]
[quote author=robbo link=topic=25540.msg330891#msg330891 date=1671786232]
[quote author=Grahamm link=topic=25540.msg330886#msg330886 date=1671625410]
When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle.

I should introduce him to this bloke and split the money 50/50!
As far as I know, the challenge to ride the unicycle is made to guests invited to his house. I would  love to see the smile wiped off his smug face though, especially when it came to counting the money out :lol .
[/quote]


Would you be selling tickets?
[/quote] :lol . No, I wouldn't a look in, the rich bloke would have that covered. He doesn't miss a trick, that's why he's so minted.
[/quote]


They walk among us - loads of them have the luck of the Irish, whilst the rest of us......... :'(
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(30-12-22, 03:13 PM)fazerscotty link Wrote: [quote author=robbo link=topic=25540.msg330903#msg330903 date=1672341627]
[quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=25540.msg330902#msg330902 date=1672235587]
[quote author=robbo link=topic=25540.msg330891#msg330891 date=1671786232]
[quote author=Grahamm link=topic=25540.msg330886#msg330886 date=1671625410]
When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle.

I should introduce him to this bloke and split the money 50/50!
As far as I know, the challenge to ride the unicycle is made to guests invited to his house. I would  love to see the smile wiped off his smug face though, especially when it came to counting the money out :lol .
[/quote]


Would you be selling tickets?
[/quote] :lol . No, I wouldn't a look in, the rich bloke would have that covered. He doesn't miss a trick, that's why he's so minted.
[/quote]


They walk among us - loads of them have the luck of the Irish, whilst the rest of us......... :'(
[/quote]Yeah…….but are they happy?………….I know I would be :rollin :rollin :rollin
Whizz kid sitting pretty on his two wheeled stallion.
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I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far  :lol :lol :lol
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Drinks are on fazerscotty!  Big Grin
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(01-01-23, 08:21 PM)fazerscotty link Wrote: I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far  :lol :lol :lol
I was in a Spoonies in Herne Bay at the beginning of December. Two pints of Fullers London Pride would have got you 30p change out of your fiver, certainly made me happy.
Happy New Year by the way. :thumbup
Whizz kid sitting pretty on his two wheeled stallion.
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(02-01-23, 11:26 AM)robbo link Wrote: [quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=25540.msg330913#msg330913 date=1672600904]
I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far  :lol :lol :lol
I was in a Spoonies in Herne Bay at the beginning of December. Two pints of Fullers London Pride would have got you 30p change out of your fiver, certainly made me happy.
Happy New Year by the way. :thumbup
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You'll be lucky if you can get a pint in Worcester for a fiver!
And yet yesterday I could of bought 2 pints in a pub on the Gower yesterday - and had a quid change!
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(03-01-23, 09:38 AM)fazerscotty link Wrote: [quote author=robbo link=topic=25540.msg330915#msg330915 date=1672655183]
[quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=25540.msg330913#msg330913 date=1672600904]
I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far  :lol :lol :lol
I was in a Spoonies in Herne Bay at the beginning of December. Two pints of Fullers London Pride would have got you 30p change out of your fiver, certainly made me happy.
Happy New Year by the way. :thumbup
[/quote]


You'll be lucky if you can get a pint in Worcester for a fiver!
And yet yesterday I could of bought 2 pints in a pub on the Gower yesterday - and had a quid change!
[/quote]You’ll be mending loads of plane engines on the Gower then :lol .
Whizz kid sitting pretty on his two wheeled stallion.
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(06-01-23, 09:53 AM)robbo link Wrote: [quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=25540.msg330928#msg330928 date=1672735095]
[quote author=robbo link=topic=25540.msg330915#msg330915 date=1672655183]
[quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=25540.msg330913#msg330913 date=1672600904]
I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far  :lol :lol :lol
I was in a Spoonies in Herne Bay at the beginning of December. Two pints of Fullers London Pride would have got you 30p change out of your fiver, certainly made me happy.
Happy New Year by the way. :thumbup
[/quote]


You'll be lucky if you can get a pint in Worcester for a fiver!
And yet yesterday I could of bought 2 pints in a pub on the Gower yesterday - and had a quid change!
[/quote]You’ll be mending loads of plane engines on the Gower then :lol .
[/quote]


No way - the beer looked awful.
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(06-01-23, 02:03 PM)fazerscotty link Wrote: [quote author=robbo link=topic=25540.msg330940#msg330940 date=1672995228]
[quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=25540.msg330928#msg330928 date=1672735095]
[quote author=robbo link=topic=25540.msg330915#msg330915 date=1672655183]
[quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=25540.msg330913#msg330913 date=1672600904]
I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far  :lol :lol :lol
I was in a Spoonies in Herne Bay at the beginning of December. Two pints of Fullers London Pride would have got you 30p change out of your fiver, certainly made me happy.
Happy New Year by the way. :thumbup
[/quote]


You'll be lucky if you can get a pint in Worcester for a fiver!
And yet yesterday I could of bought 2 pints in a pub on the Gower yesterday - and had a quid change!
[/quote]You’ll be mending loads of plane engines on the Gower then :lol .
[/quote]


No way - the beer looked awful.
[/quote]That’s why it was 2 quid a pint :lol
Whizz kid sitting pretty on his two wheeled stallion.
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(06-01-23, 09:56 PM)robbo link Wrote: [quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=25540.msg330941#msg330941 date=1673010199]
[quote author=robbo link=topic=25540.msg330940#msg330940 date=1672995228]
[quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=25540.msg330928#msg330928 date=1672735095]
[quote author=robbo link=topic=25540.msg330915#msg330915 date=1672655183]
[quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=25540.msg330913#msg330913 date=1672600904]
I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far  :lol :lol :lol
I was in a Spoonies in Herne Bay at the beginning of December. Two pints of Fullers London Pride would have got you 30p change out of your fiver, certainly made me happy.
Happy New Year by the way. :thumbup
[/quote]


You'll be lucky if you can get a pint in Worcester for a fiver!
And yet yesterday I could of bought 2 pints in a pub on the Gower yesterday - and had a quid change!
[/quote]You’ll be mending loads of plane engines on the Gower then :lol .
[/quote]


No way - the beer looked awful.
[/quote]That’s why it was 2 quid a pint :lol
[/quote]


Lol - it looked that bad I was tempted to call trading standards and let them know someone's selling sewer water labelled as bitter.  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Herne Bay Spoonies was a real bargain then :thumbup
Whizz kid sitting pretty on his two wheeled stallion.
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(10-01-23, 08:03 PM)robbo link Wrote: Herne Bay Spoonies was a real bargain then :thumbup


Sounds like it - a nice pint without the added bacteria!
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Not sure about bacteria, but Spoonies can sell major brands so cheap by buying stock with short sell by dates. So can therefore pile high, sell cheap.
Whizz kid sitting pretty on his two wheeled stallion.
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(13-01-23, 09:40 PM)robbo link Wrote: Not sure about bacteria, but Spoonies can sell major brands so cheap by buying stock with short sell by dates. So can therefore pile high, sell cheap.


One of the 'Spoon's' in Worcester has recently closed - popular place. The other one is a bit of a dive, sticky carpets an' all  :lol :lol :lol
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:lol Sticky carpets in Spoonies is almost compulsory.
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