Three word story

[acid drop]

And tell story's

[Oldgit]

about how we

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  Fixed Boris's bike

[Oldgit]

using just a

[acid drop]

bit of bullshit

[Oldgit]

along with some

[acid drop]

Clever scientific ideas

[coffee]

like electronic dildos'

[Oldgit]

powered by Chinese

[acid drop]

  Virus spreading scientists

[Oldgit]

who deny even

[acid drop]

Being tested for

[Oldgit]

excessive flatulence disorder

[coffee]

which leads to

[acid drop]

  brown foggy days

[Oldgit]

and stinky nights

[acid drop]

Oxygen mask needed?

[coffee]

delectable dangleberry dinner

[acid drop]

  And fannybatter gravy

[Oldgit]

followed by Knob