Three word story

[Oldgit]

few minutes into

[acid drop]

His beer glass

[coffee]

this then tasted

[Oldgit]

like an emulsion 

[acid drop]

of fanny batter

[coffee]

and old spunk

[Oldgit]

with a dash

[acid drop]

  Of engine oil

[coffee]

for the lubricunt 

[acid drop]

to ease the

[Oldgit]

the gigantic phallus

[acid drop]

into a tight

[coffee]

crevise,or bottom

[Oldgit]

of the rent

[acid drop]

  boys left nostril

[Oldgit]

lingering too close

[acid drop]

  For everyones comfort

[Oldgit]

to boy George's

[acid drop]

  Culture club arse

[coffee]

which stunk of