Three word story

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and big sticks

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to beat perverts.............

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private's to mush

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Thereby making them

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impotent eunuchs with     

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only one purpose

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to find something.....

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to finger or

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  Lick to death............

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Wherever I may

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be found wanting

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in the nuptials

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or divorce courts

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ready to begin...

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a whole new

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  chapter in one's..................

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erotic adventures of

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of the bellend

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  Written by Knobby.

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a classy author