Three word story

[acid drop]

  On the rocks

[Oldgit]

with whisky and

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  dry ginger ale

[Oldgit]

being rubbed on

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the wifes tits..............

[coffee]

which caused her

[Oldgit]

tits to wobble

[acid drop]

and nipples explode

[BBROWN1664]

with desire for

[coffee]

Boris's mighty shlong

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that he waves

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like he owns

[coffee]

the right to

[Oldgit]

stick it anywhere

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there is somebody............

[coffee]

willing to take

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a parlimentary rogering

[Oldgit]

up the lobby

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Where Big Ben.................

[coffee]

and others have