Three word story

[coffee]

whilst bending over

[Oldgit]

to inspect Angela's

[acid drop]

Pet cocker spaniel

[coffee]

called "hairy pussy"

[Oldgit]

smelling of bratwurst

[acid drop]

and German Lager

[coffee]

for necessary  lubrication

[Oldgit]

needed to insert

[acid drop]

the tightest orifice

[coffee]

even tighter than

[Oldgit]

a ducks arse

[acid drop]

with no lubrication

[coffee]

now that's tight!

[Oldgit]

an waterproof also,

[acid drop]

  Ouch it hurts..........

[coffee]

can't take anymore

[Oldgit]

Said John Bercow

[acid drop]

To Jeremy Corbyn.............

[coffee]

well,tough,because

[Oldgit]

I have momentum