Three word story

[coffee]

and all,and

[acid drop]

not forgetting Mrs...................

[Oldgit]

May in suspenders

[coffee]

and no knickers

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Shouting I'm fucked

[coffee]

most nights,and

[Oldgit]

Starmer hoping to

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Give her one

[coffee]

up the arse

[acid drop]

Without any lubrication...........

[Oldgit]

using his small

[acid drop]

torch to find.........................

[coffee]

any dangleberries or

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Some such delicacies     

[Oldgit]

for nibbling just

[coffee]

to take the

[acid drop]

edge off his.....................

[Oldgit]

complete lack of

[coffee]

interest in shit

[acid drop]

and sweaty bollocks