Three word story

[Old-Git]

have eaten the

[acid drop]

best bollocks ever............

[coffee]

Very sweet breads

[Oldgit]

off a giant

[acid drop]

with an enormous

[coffee]

pair of bollocks

[celticdog]

hanging very low.

[Oldgit]

which were easily

[acid drop]

within fondling reach

[coffee]

of each other

[acid drop]

and hanging well

[Oldgit]

out into the

[acid drop]

Way of the..............

[coffee]

Zip or button

[celticdog]

of his lederhosen

[Oldgit]

that he was

[acid drop]

wearing because he...................

[coffee]

was touring Germany

[Oldgit]

on a Fazer

[acid drop]

with square wheels