Three word story

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dog that's sleeping

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With your wife

[Oldgit]

every Sunday afternoon

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Twice on Saturdays

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And three times

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Every other Wednesday

[Oldgit]

after Easter, including 

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Bank holiday Monday

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And Michaelmas Sunday

[Dudeofrude]

But not on

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the village green

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sporting a large

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and throbbing motorbike

[robbo]

firmly wedged sideways

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in Kim Kardashian's

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wide throbbing arsecrack

[Oldgit]

parked securely for

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some hard dogging

[Oldgit]

with donkeys and

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oily baseball bats