Three word story

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Ann summers where

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Donald was trying

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on variously coloured

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mens and ladies................

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crotchless panties and

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Taking selfies for

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his adoring fans

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to repost around

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the tweeting community

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for their entertainment.

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and great hilarity

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when he suddenly

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Tweeted something inappropriate

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and got arrested

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and charged with

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Fake news covfefe

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with a lady

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  and her dog

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Masquerading as mexican

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wrestler, Hector Gonad