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Ba Humbug!
#21
(12-12-17, 07:08 PM)YamFazFan link Wrote: [quote author=Fazerider link=topic=23555.msg272351#msg272351 date=1513081059]
Some of the shittest music known to man has been produced for the season and even stuff I liked when it first came out is now unlistenable. Who the foc wants to hear Slade’s “Merry Christmas Everybody” for the 30,000th time? Or Wizzard? But turn the radio or TV on and soon enough I’ll be hurling whatever is to hand at it in an effort to silence Mariah Carey or Bing Crosby or Paul foccing McCartney as fast as possible.
:grumble

:lol

I used to like it when a really Un-Christmassy song made it to number one for Christmas (in the days when the charts actually meant something).

Pink Floyd's 'Another Brick In The Wall' was just perfect :thumbup
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Ah yes...
Non Christmassy No.1 songs...............
Bohemian Rhapsody, Ernie (The fastest milkman in the west), Long haired lover from Liverpool...............
And who could forget...................Mr Blobby....??
I could change my opinion, but then we'd both be wrong.
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#22
(12-12-17, 07:45 PM)Grayo link Wrote: And who could forget...................Mr Blobby....??

I have been trying ever since :'(
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#23
(12-12-17, 06:31 PM)vinnyb link Wrote: [size=1.35em]Sorry to piss on your big bag of humbugs but I love Christmas. I love the songs, the films, the cards and presents (getting and giving) the food and drink, the decorations and the time off work, although I agree that glitter can get a bit annoying :lol I don't like winter and Christmas is a happy time during the darkest time of the year. It would be a long drag to Spring without it.[/size]


[size=1.35em]Oh a voice of reason in the joyful season, in the midst of a load of old sad bastids, what a grumpy load of old kill joy miserable fuckers you lot are.[/size]
[size=1.35em]I'm with Vinnyb, it is an oasis of brightness and joy in the midst of the grottiest season in the year.[/size]
[size=1.35em]I love Christmas, the Carols, the Cards, the Nativity service at my local Church, giving and getting, Turkey, Port, Slow Gin, Hate glitter though.[/size]
[size=1.35em]Cheer up you sour faced load of grumpy fuck pigs  [/size] :eek  what the matter with you all (with the exception of Vinny :kiss
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#24
(12-12-17, 07:51 PM)tommyardin link Wrote: [size=1.35em] Slow Gin[/size]


Matches the colour of your bike?  :lol


I'm told shooting season has just begun on Christmas revellers  :b
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#25
Merry Foccin Christmas Ho Ho Foccin Ho  BAAAAH Humbug
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#26

(12-12-17, 05:22 PM)Hedgetrimmer link Wrote: [quote author=YamFazFan link=topic=23555.msg272339#msg272339 date=1513073811]
I'm not exactly the biggest fan of Christmas, but I must say Winter Wonderland in Hyde park is pretty impressive this year. It's worth a walk round in the dark just to see the lights and watch the bonkers rides even if you spend nothing.


Lights? What's so foccin great about lights? Have you only recently been introduced to the joys of electricity?
If you want to see something awesome, go stand on a mountain top on a clear day.


And YFF's post is as far as I can stomach reading on the subject. I hate Christmas so much, I even hate this thread, and the fact that I have chosen to comment in it. And I hate that stupid foccin phrase, "bah, humbug".
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  I would bet my next month's wages that there are thousands of people in the UK who would love to be able to celebrate Christmas and would happily swap places with any one of you.
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#27
(12-12-17, 08:27 PM)vinnyb link Wrote:   I would bet my next month's wages that there are thousands of people in the UK who would love to be able to celebrate Christmas and would happily swap places with any one of you.


And I would like to be in good health again, but it ain't gonna foccin happen, is it?  :rolleyes
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#28
(12-12-17, 05:22 PM)Hedgetrimmer link Wrote: [quote author=YamFazFan link=topic=23555.msg272339#msg272339 date=1513073811]
I'm not exactly the biggest fan of Christmas, but I must say Winter Wonderland in Hyde park is pretty impressive this year. It's worth a walk round in the dark just to see the lights and watch the bonkers rides even if you spend nothing.


Lights? What's so foccin great about lights? Have you only recently been introduced to the joys of electricity?
If you want to see something awesome, go stand on a mountain top on a clear day.


And YFF's post is as far as I can stomach reading on the subject. I hate Christmas so much, I even hate this thread, and the fact that I have chosen to comment in it. And I hate that stupid foccin phrase, "bah, humbug".


Anyone got a spliff?
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Especially for you Hedgetrimmer Wink . You know you want to go :lol
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#29
(12-12-17, 08:27 PM)vinnyb link Wrote:   I would bet my next month's wages that there are thousands of people in the UK who would love to be able to celebrate Christmas and would happily swap places with any one of you.

I think I can say with every confidence that you have won your bet Wink

Now who gets the month's wage winnings?. The less fortunate that you refer to maybe?
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#30
Foc that, if I won the bet, the money's mine :lol
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#31
(12-12-17, 07:45 PM)Grayo link Wrote: [quote author=YamFazFan link=topic=23555.msg272366#msg272366 date=1513102096]
[quote author=Fazerider link=topic=23555.msg272351#msg272351 date=1513081059]
Some of the shittest music known to man has been produced for the season and even stuff I liked when it first came out is now unlistenable. Who the foc wants to hear Slade’s “Merry Christmas Everybody” for the 30,000th time? Or Wizzard? But turn the radio or TV on and soon enough I’ll be hurling whatever is to hand at it in an effort to silence Mariah Carey or Bing Crosby or Paul foccing McCartney as fast as possible.
:grumble

:lol

I used to like it when a really Un-Christmassy song made it to number one for Christmas (in the days when the charts actually meant something).

Pink Floyd's 'Another Brick In The Wall' was just perfect :thumbup
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Ah yes...
Non Christmassy No.1 songs...............
Bohemian Rhapsody, Ernie (The fastest milkman in the west), Long haired lover from Liverpool...............
And who could forget...................Mr Blobby....??
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..and RATM “Killing in the Name” (the only Christmas No.1 I ever bought). Smile
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#32
(12-12-17, 09:41 PM)vinnyb link Wrote: Foc that, if I won the bet, the money's mine :lol

Foc me, there's another tommyardin on here :rolleyes :lol
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#33
(12-12-17, 09:53 PM)YamFazFan link Wrote: [quote author=vinnyb link=topic=23555.msg272380#msg272380 date=1513111300]
Foc that, if I won the bet, the money's mine :lol

Foc me, there's another tommyardin on here :rolleyes :lol
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Well everyone in Sharp hall is working Christmas day and I am on my own so after an early lunch of haggis tates and neeps I will be out for a Christmas day blat on the  :faz (if its dry )
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
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#34
(12-12-17, 07:45 PM)Grayo link Wrote: [quote author=YamFazFan link=topic=23555.msg272366#msg272366 date=1513102096]
[quote author=Fazerider link=topic=23555.msg272351#msg272351 date=1513081059]
Some of the shittest music known to man has been produced for the season and even stuff I liked when it first came out is now unlistenable. Who the foc wants to hear Slade’s “Merry Christmas Everybody” for the 30,000th time? Or Wizzard? But turn the radio or TV on and soon enough I’ll be hurling whatever is to hand at it in an effort to silence Mariah Carey or Bing Crosby or Paul foccing McCartney as fast as possible.
:grumble

:lol

I used to like it when a really Un-Christmassy song made it to number one for Christmas (in the days when the charts actually meant something).

Pink Floyd's 'Another Brick In The Wall' was just perfect :thumbup
[/quote]
Ah yes...
Non Christmassy No.1 songs...............
Bohemian Rhapsody, Ernie (The fastest milkman in the west), Long haired lover from Liverpool...............
And who could forget...................Mr Blobby....??
[/quote]


If i remember rightly, Iron Maidens "Bring Your Daughter...To The Slaughter" was around Xmas 1990  :lol
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
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#35
(12-12-17, 09:58 PM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=YamFazFan link=topic=23555.msg272382#msg272382 date=1513111996]
[quote author=vinnyb link=topic=23555.msg272380#msg272380 date=1513111300]
Foc that, if I won the bet, the money's mine :lol

Foc me, there's another tommyardin on here :rolleyes :lol
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Well everyone in Sharp hall is working Christmas day and I am on my own so after an early lunch of haggis tates and neeps I will be out for a Christmas day blat on the  :faz (if its dry )
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I've heard it's gonna snow.
Find a pub that's open.  :b
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
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#36
(12-12-17, 10:18 PM)darrsi link Wrote: [quote author=fazersharp link=topic=23555.msg272383#msg272383 date=1513112327]
[quote author=YamFazFan link=topic=23555.msg272382#msg272382 date=1513111996]
[quote author=vinnyb link=topic=23555.msg272380#msg272380 date=1513111300]
Foc that, if I won the bet, the money's mine :lol

Foc me, there's another tommyardin on here :rolleyes :lol
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Well everyone in Sharp hall is working Christmas day and I am on my own so after an early lunch of haggis tates and neeps I will be out for a Christmas day blat on the  :faz (if its dry )
[/quote]


I've heard it's gonna snow.
Find a pub that's open.  :b
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Problem is I have to do the fetching and carrying so if I have to stay sober then I may as well ride, I did the same thing a couple of years ago and the roads are almost empty 
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
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#37
(12-12-17, 10:16 PM)darrsi link Wrote: If i remember rightly, Iron Maidens "Bring Your Daughter...To The Slaughter" was around Xmas 1990  :lol

Yes at number 3. Shame it didn't get to number 1 lol
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#38
(12-12-17, 11:00 PM)YamFazFan link Wrote: [quote author=darrsi link=topic=23555.msg272385#msg272385 date=1513113380]
If i remember rightly, Iron Maidens "Bring Your Daughter...To The Slaughter" was around Xmas 1990  :lol

Yes at number 3. Shame it didn't get to number 1 lol
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Think it did the week after, but no bugger would play it on the radio or barely even mention it.
I remember it because a week or two before my brother was at their concert and they told the crowd they were gonna try for the Xmas number 1 record.
They released it on Xmas Eve.
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
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#39

Every Christmas I'd come running downstairs to the big pile of presents and start unwrapping them as fast as I could. Sometimes there would be fights over who had the best toys but we would all make up later and sit down to have a three hour lunch before watching TV for the rest of the day.

I really miss working at the Royal Mail sorting office.  :lol
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
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#40
(12-12-17, 11:12 PM)darrsi link Wrote: Every Christmas I'd come running downstairs to the big pile of presents and start unwrapping them as fast as I could. Sometimes there would be fights over who had the best toys but we would all make up later and sit down to have a three hour lunch before watching TV for the rest of the day.

I really miss working at the Royal Mail sorting office.  :lol




:rollin
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