Today, it's cars.
Driving cars specifically.
Slow, boring, cramped shitty cars.
Last night it took me nine hours to get from Coventry to Haverfordwest due to heavy traffic, roadworks, my daughter shitting her nappy, then puking all over the place an hour later.
So with my car stinking of shit and puke I was stuck in roadworks by Carmarthen enviously watching all the bikers filtering past thinking "I fucking hate being here!"
Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
too fucked up to care any more.
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I used to not give a foc, then I discovered Red Bull and now I don't give a flying foc !!!
(02-04-17, 10:01 AM)DILLIGAFF link Wrote: [img alt=Image may contain: text]https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17629633_1254434484605635_4334152935986009576_n.jpg?oh=0e0d5bbe524d3531611c79b1d7962482&oe=5998BDBC[/img]
Dont forget "For fuck sake!!"
And (if you have kids) "shut the fuck up" ;-)
All true.
Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
too fucked up to care any more.
Job agencies advertising jobs that don't exist, managers who ask for your CV and never contact you again, jobs that are a standard 48 hours, whatever happened to the shorter working week? , job adverts that don't state the wage or core hours, employers who think £7.50 an hour is " competitive", and foccing Ed Sheeran!
(04-04-17, 05:40 PM)slappy link Wrote: Job agencies advertising jobs that don't exist, managers who ask for your CV and never contact you again, jobs that are a standard 48 hours, whatever happened to the shorter working week? , job adverts that don't state the wage or core hours, employers who think £7.50 an hour is " competitive", and foccing Ed Sheeran!
Sounds like a bad day ?
First time today in 30 years riding i had to remove my lid at a petrol station before the bastard would turn the pump on.
Kept my cool and didn't say a word to the fella behind the till.......deep breaths now. :grumble
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
(04-04-17, 07:32 PM)darrsi link Wrote: First time today in 30 years riding i had to remove my lid at a petrol station before the bastard would turn the pump on.
Kept my cool and didn't say a word to the fella behind the till.......deep breaths now. :grumble
Yesterday me and my brother were refused fuel until we got off our bikes, tried to explain that it's the only way to fill them to the top but the guy wouldn't have none of it, started going on about how someone once covered themswlves in fuel doing it that way ? we left without fuel and went to the next station instead, can't be arsed with pedantic dicks ruining my ride haha
(04-04-17, 07:32 PM)darrsi link Wrote: First time today in 30 years riding i had to remove my lid at a petrol station before the bastard would turn the pump on.
Kept my cool and didn't say a word to the fella behind the till.......deep breaths now. :grumble
I wonder if you had been wearing a Burka would they dare to ask for it to be removed, doubt it.
MT-09 Tracer for those who no longer can handle a BIG boy Fazer
05-04-17, 06:48 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-04-17, 06:51 AM by darrsi.)
(05-04-17, 12:03 AM)lew600fazer link Wrote: [quote author=darrsi link=topic=17546.msg257502#msg257502 date=1491330725]
First time today in 30 years riding i had to remove my lid at a petrol station before the bastard would turn the pump on.
Kept my cool and didn't say a word to the fella behind the till.......deep breaths now. :grumble
I wonder if you had been wearing a Burka would they dare to ask for it to be removed, doubt it.
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Believe me Lew that's all that was going through my mind, and i was standing behind this fella who was buying half the chocolate bars in the shop and i was starting to boil like a kettle about to mention exactly that then an old lady walked in the shop so i literally didn't say one word. :tape
Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/401105116229
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
Darrs,i do what I do, when I get in the shop take off helmet, then the facemask put then on his counter, then go through my pockets as slowly as I can, trying to find my wallet to pi** the focer off.
All done with a big smile on my face of course!!
I guess the first few miles disappeared quickly when you left the petrol station?
Childish I know, but when you pay and go out to your bike again, take the nozzle back out of the pump. Most likely the guy will zero the pump so it starts because he will not be paying attention.
But I expect the guy on the till is only being a pain as it is company policy now.
By any chance was it a Shell station? Curious as when I was down in Spain a few weeks ago twice at Shell stations I was told to remove my helmet and also this has happened here in France.
MT-09 Tracer for those who no longer can handle a BIG boy Fazer
(05-04-17, 10:25 PM)lew600fazer link Wrote: Childish I know, but when you pay and go out to your bike again, take the nozzle back out of the pump. Most likely the guy will zero the pump so it starts because he will not be paying attention.
But I expect the guy on the till is only being a pain as it is company policy now.
By any chance was it a Shell station? Curious as when I was down in Spain a few weeks ago twice at Shell stations I was told to remove my helmet and also this has happened here in France.
Yeah it was a Shell station, but also right next door to a main police station so i can't misbehave too much 'cos the response time might be rather sharp for a change.
I did have a balaclava on as well, i should've tried that out first just for fun value. 
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
my issues have been at Shell, I try point out that the propagation of a flame would be immediate,
in their terms...... it don't matter a flying fuck if I'm sat on the bike or stood next to it, if petrol goes whoosh then I ain't out running it
I just go and spend my hard earned elsewhere now, fuck'em
fire never sleeps
FOCCING dickhead work colleagues who just don't FOCCING listen to what you are saying as they are too FOCCING busy either talking over you or picking holes in what you are saying as they haven't let you FOCCING finish. If it wasn't for the fact that (a) I'm not a violent person and (b) I can't afford to loose my job because of some FOCCING TWAT faced arrogant FUCKTARD who thinks he is just the best at everything, I'd knock him the FOC out.
:grumble :2guns :pc :grumble
RIP my beautiful red beast 1999 to 2017 ???
People who own Zafira type cars, live less than a mile from local tip and leave a fridge freezer by the pavement so the pikeys could come and remove just the compressor ....... what a cock
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....
(06-04-17, 03:15 PM)Fazer99 link Wrote: FOCCING dickhead work colleagues who just don't FOCCING listen to what you are saying as they are too FOCCING busy either talking over you or picking holes in what you are saying as they haven't let you FOCCING finish. If it wasn't for the fact that (a) I'm not a violent person and (b) I can't afford to loose my job because of some FOCCING TWAT faced arrogant FUCKTARD who thinks he is just the best at everything, I'd knock him the FOC out.
:grumble :2guns :pc :grumble
Oh I'm with you on that one!!!
Red Heads - Slowly taking over the world!!!
(06-04-17, 03:15 PM)Fazer99 link Wrote: FOCCING dickhead work colleagues who just don't FOCCING listen to what you are saying as they are too FOCCING busy either talking over you or picking holes in what you are saying as they haven't let you FOCCING finish. If it wasn't for the fact that (a) I'm not a violent person and (b) I can't afford to loose my job because of some FOCCING TWAT faced arrogant FUCKTARD who thinks he is just the best at everything, I'd knock him the FOC out.
:grumble :2guns :pc :grumble
Sounds like we share the same boss. :lol
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
I get loads of phishing spam pretending to be from banks - amazon - ebay - apple and nearly all of them say Your account will be limited, ---------------- well so FOCing what even if it was for real. "limited" big deal, who was the first phishing cnut to come up with that wording and why are the phishing morons still using it. Its supposed to get me panicking and click their link to re input my details.
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
(06-04-17, 09:02 PM)fazersharp link Wrote: I get loads of phishing spam pretending to be from banks - amazon - ebay - apple and nearly all of them say Your account will be limited, ---------------- well so FOCing what even if it was for real. "limited" big deal, who was the first phishing cnut to come up with that wording and why are the phishing morons still using it. Its supposed to get me panicking and click their link to re input my details. MrSharp!
I bet there's a bank load of cash waiting for you somewhere fella!
Treat everything in life the way a dog would- if you can't eat it or foc it, forget it.
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