Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[lew600fazer]

or Maryhill :lol

Glasgow haha try being the rear gunner on a milk float in Belfast  :lol

[celticdog]

[quote author=maddog04 link=topic=17546.msg254476#msg254476 date=1488715245]
or Maryhill :lol

Glasgow haha try being the rear gunner on a milk float in Belfast  :lol
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  :lol  Great place Glasgow. Also known as Belfast-Lite by the Irish.

[maddog04]

at least you had a gun :lol

[tommyardin]

Seems like the Paddys are taking a bit of a hammering in here.
So shut the fuck up and leave us alone :'(

[JoeyMcEssex]

Once again just proves what bunch of mongrels we are in the UK.

But I am sure we have every set of Temp Traffic lights in Europe here in Essex at moment!!

Happy to dig up roads but the repairs are feckin deadly.  :eek

Why do they have to spend 90% of their road repair budget in 1 month?

[maddog04]

I can rip the arse outta Paddy's............I'm Scouse

[JoeyMcEssex]

Scousers the only peeps poorer than the folks from the Gorbals you gotta love em, except John Bishop that is. Lol

[darrsi]

Once again just proves what bunch of mongrels we are in the UK.

But I am sure we have every set of Temp Traffic lights in Europe here in Essex at moment!!

Happy to dig up roads but the repairs are feckin deadly.  :eek

Why do they have to spend 90% of their road repair budget in 1 month?

At least you're getting repairs, i had last week off then went back to work and saw holes in the road that had appeared on the way to work about a foot in diameter and 3 inches deep!!!

[JoeyMcEssex]

Thats what you get when you live in a war zone!! :lol

[taylor]

on about roads there is one by me that has had potholes for 12 months,  prince Charles visited last week, guess what  it,s done.

[Fazer99]

on about roads there is one by me that has had potholes for 12 months,  prince Charles visited last week, guess what  it,s done.

Next time you see Prince Charles could you please send him my way as the road I have to travel up and down everyday is getting that bad I should either be riding an off road bike or driving a monster truck. The road is steep, bendy and FOCCING full of pot holes deep enough to hide a body. I have complained so many times and when they do decide to do something all they do is shove a load of shit in some of the holes which lasts about 5 FOCCING minuets, I keep telling them that the road needs re-serficing not FOCCING bodging. Surley it costs more to keep going out and bodging a job rather than doing the job correctly in the first place.

SORRY I'M USING FOCCING LOGIC  :lol

[tommyardin]

Seems fair if Prince Charles is coming  :eek


Wot gets my goat is grumpy ole foccers that think it's unreasonable to have pot holes repaired when the future King of the United Kingdom is coming to bestow his Magnificence upon you lowly peasants in your humble towns and insignificant villages with their grotty little bumpy roads.  :rollin :rollin :rollin
:grumble :pokefun Load of whingers   

[tommyardin]

He he!

[slappy]

Seems fair if Prince Charles is coming  :eek


Wot gets my goat is grumpy ole foccers that think it's unreasonable to have pot holes repaired when the future King of the United Kingdom is coming to bestow his Magnificence upon you lowly peasants in your humble towns and insignificant villages with their grotty little bumpy roads.  :rollin :rollin :rollin
:grumble :pokefun Load of whingers   

When us peasants revolt we will use the guillotined heads of the sponging inbred "royals" and their lackeys to fill in the potholes, its about all they are useful for. :evil

[BBROWN1664]

no point Slappy. Being empty, they would compress too much :pokefun

[crickleymal]

[quote author=taylor link=topic=17546.msg254880#msg254880 date=1488998915]
on about roads there is one by me that has had potholes for 12 months,  prince Charles visited last week, guess what  it,s done.

Next time you see Prince Charles could you please send him my way as the road I have to travel up and down everyday is getting that bad I should either be riding an off road bike or driving a monster truck. The road is steep, bendy and FOCCING full of pot holes deep enough to hide a body. I have complained so many times and when they do decide to do something all they do is shove a load of shit in some of the holes which lasts about 5 FOCCING minuets, I keep telling them that the road needs re-serficing not FOCCING bodging. Surley it costs more to keep going out and bodging a job rather than doing the job correctly in the first place.

SORRY I'M USING FOCCING LOGIC  :lol
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Oddly enough I've tried the logical approach with our council. Doesn't work here either.

[Fazer99]

[quote author=Fazer99 link=topic=17546.msg254916#msg254916 date=1489045394]
[quote author=taylor link=topic=17546.msg254880#msg254880 date=1488998915]
on about roads there is one by me that has had potholes for 12 months,  prince Charles visited last week, guess what  it,s done.

Next time you see Prince Charles could you please send him my way as the road I have to travel up and down everyday is getting that bad I should either be riding an off road bike or driving a monster truck. The road is steep, bendy and FOCCING full of pot holes deep enough to hide a body. I have complained so many times and when they do decide to do something all they do is shove a load of shit in some of the holes which lasts about 5 FOCCING minuets, I keep telling them that the road needs re-serficing not FOCCING bodging. Surley it costs more to keep going out and bodging a job rather than doing the job correctly in the first place.

SORRY I'M USING FOCCING LOGIC  :lol
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Oddly enough I've tried the logical approach with our council. Doesn't work here either.
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I just hope that this increase in road tax is actually going to go towards fixing the poor state of the roads.

[fazersharp]

I just hope that this increase in road tax is actually going to go towards fixing the poor state of the roads.

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

[Fazer99]

[quote author=Fazer99 link=topic=17546.msg254938#msg254938 date=1489063823]
I just hope that this increase in road tax is actually going to go towards fixing the poor state of the roads.

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Cheers fazersharp I forgot to add the 'rolling on floor laughing' emoji's  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

[Dudeofrude]

[quote author=crickleymal link=topic=17546.msg254935#msg254935 date=1489061740]
[quote author=Fazer99 link=topic=17546.msg254916#msg254916 date=1489045394]
[quote author=taylor link=topic=17546.msg254880#msg254880 date=1488998915]
on about roads there is one by me that has had potholes for 12 months,  prince Charles visited last week, guess what  it,s done.

Next time you see Prince Charles could you please send him my way as the road I have to travel up and down everyday is getting that bad I should either be riding an off road bike or driving a monster truck. The road is steep, bendy and FOCCING full of pot holes deep enough to hide a body. I have complained so many times and when they do decide to do something all they do is shove a load of shit in some of the holes which lasts about 5 FOCCING minuets, I keep telling them that the road needs re-serficing not FOCCING bodging. Surley it costs more to keep going out and bodging a job rather than doing the job correctly in the first place.

SORRY I'M USING FOCCING LOGIC  :lol
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Oddly enough I've tried the logical approach with our council. Doesn't work here either.
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I just hope that this increase in road tax is actually going to go towards fixing the poor state of the roads.
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Remember it's not 'road tax' anymore,  it's 'vehicle excise duty'. Doesn't have to go towards roads at all. It's has to go to all the fairies as compensation for our vehicles dirty emissions ??