Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[HarryHornby]

People who park in hedges at speed ......

The sad thing is, I don't think he was going that fast when he trimmed the hedge.....you get a more even trim that way!  :b

[HarryHornby]

Cunts the join a dual carriageway by using a slip road and not even looking whats actually coming or making an effort to blend in with traffic. They expect everyone on the dual carriageway to give way to them OR even worse the fuckers get to the end of the slip road and jam their  brakes on! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????...... these knuckle fuckers don't deserve to live... No Trial, No Prosecution. Just a bullet in the back of the head and the body left on the grass verge as a warning for any other cunting cockwomble that cant use a fucking sliproad!!!!!!!!!! CUNTS :grumble :grumble :grumble

I thought that was a transcription of a Punkstig accident there, the number of "cunts" you had going on!  :rollin

[YamFazFan]

All the churned-up grass verges where people won't stop driving on them no matter how wet it is :wall. What a mess.

[YamFazFan]

People who eat a takeaway meal in their car, then chuck all the packaging straight onto the street :wall. What a mess.

[sinto607276]

Foccin idiots who drive with no lights on when it's pissin it down with rain!

[sinto607276]

Foccin BT :groan

They advertise a big sale for Black Friday, then once I've done my homework etc of what I want, go online and get really confused of their packages and what I want, I think I'll call them only to find out they're closed on a Sunday! I mean WTF is that about and the bloody sale ends tomorrow

Looks like I'll be sticking to basic broadband with SKY and not be getting the free sports package that BT are advertising :grumble

[joebloggs]

Here another one I was reminded about today, tractors that have mud caked on the wheels and then come straight out of a field onto a main road where all the shit flings off onto the road, I was having to slarlem though coke can size piles of mud right on my ride line.
It should be illegal and they should have to stop in the field entrance and scrape it off and not fling it on the main road.
Couple of years ago I was in the car going in the opposite direction and a tractor pulled out of a field and a stone flung off his wheels and chipped my screen

They have a duty to make sure the road cleaned, I've spoken to two farmers re the state of the road, one cleaned it up instantly, the other cleaned it up after a visit by the local police.

[slappy]

Dickheads who put xmas lights up in November, half of the houses in the cul de sac where I live have trees in the window and outside lights up already.

[celticdog]

Dickheads who put xmas lights up in November, half of the houses in the cul de sac where I live have trees in the window and outside lights up already.

+1 for this Slappy, whatever happened to the 12 days of Christmas? it's more like a month!

[alan09]

This Cnut got my goat today taking up 4 spaces outside morrissons.

[risticuss]

This Cnut got my goat today taking up 4 spaces outside morrissons.

Upload it here... www.youparklikeacunt.com
(Real website by the way)

[mr self destruct]

This Cnut got my goat today taking up 4 spaces outside morrissons.

Give him a break. It's a Rover, the geriatric old cunt did well enough to miss the trolleys!

[darrsi]

[quote author=alan09 link=topic=17546.msg217611#msg217611 date=1448914318]
This Cnut got my goat today taking up 4 spaces outside morrissons.

Give him a break. It's a Rover, the geriatric old cunt did well enough to miss the trolleys!
[/quote]

Gearbox probably failed.

[Freck]

[quote author=alan09 link=topic=17546.msg217611#msg217611 date=1448914318]
This Cnut got my goat today taking up 4 spaces outside morrissons.

Upload it here... www.youparklikeacunt.com
(Real website by the way)
[/quote]
What a fantastic website!  :rollin :rollin :rollin

[maddog04]

4 foccin spaces?

check for camera's then slash his tyres :lol

[maddog04]

watching the news last night and they're banging on how models have to be thin and that some are too thin

they cut to a plump middle aged boss of "VOGUE" magazine and ask her who's to blame/responsible for putting pressure on models to be skeletons (paraphrasing here) and she says......ummmmm, I don't know


it's YOU, you foccin bitch, you don't buy your clothes off the peg in Primani so get a foccin grip and own up. You're not a stick insect so these big fashion houses obviously make clothes to fit fat foccers like you.......no need for malnourished girls to wear their clobber in the first place, just get normal sized 8/10/12/4 sized girls etc even though you looked a size 14/16

gggrrrrrr

[fazersharp]

I do like it when peoples goats get propper got. Makes me feel better about my own rants 

The whole fashion industry is FUBAR for sure

[Freck]

Foccing every bastard thing today!  :o .......I'm trying to stop smoking  :'(

[sadlonelygit]

having to deal with this kind of crap.........'because the teachers are too busy'

[unfazed]

having to deal with this kind of crap.........'because the teachers are too busy'

Bet you're sick of it  :lol