Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[red98]

WAGON WHEELS  :grumble

[Grahamm]

People who don't know the difference between "there" (location), "their" (belonging to them) and "they're" (short for "they are")! :pokefun

[hotmetal]

People who insist on driving in the middle lane (or even the outside lane) on the motorway regardless of whether they're overtaking or not. Of course this is only when I'm in the car, don't give a monkeys when I'm on the bike  :lol  just blat past them wherever they are


Steve

I just read that the police have recently prosecuted the first person for middle lane hogging ever (white van man surprise surprise).
http://www.confused.com/car-insurance/ar...letter0706

[midden]

B@&tard cyclists out on the country lanes taking up all the road, they're a f@&king liability!
I've very nearly had a pile up today on the way home when coming down a country road (60mph) and finding two Lycra clad imbeciles in the middle of the road as I've gone round a bend  :eek
And I'm not talking the middle of their lane, one of them was dawdling along by the central white line turning round and chatting to his mate.....f@&king retard!!!

at least they were on the road.    riding out toward the middle around country lanes is sensible makes you more visible. I tend to do it on either bicycle  or the fazer.  Unlike the probable tard I keep ears and eyes open and move toward the side to allow vehicles to pass when safe. Beats cars racing passed so close they want to force you in the hedges 

[Grahamm]

I just read that the police have recently prosecuted the first person for middle lane hogging ever

So he was charged *two years* ago and only now has he been convicted.

Ok, the fine and, more importantly, the five points are good, but probably by now most drivers will have forgotten all about this law (especially given the number of Middle-Lane Larrys I've seen out there), so it's hardly going to be much of a deterrent

[johnakay]

everything you buy have shrunk but my foccing waist haven't.
jeans says 40" but more like 38",42" to foccing big.
try another size 40" and it fits from another shop.
sizes these days are all over the place.

[nick crisp]

everything you buy have shrunk but my foccing waist haven't.
jeans says 40" but more like 38",42" to foccing big.
try another size 40" and it fits from another shop.
sizes these days are all over the place.

I just cheat. I still buy the same waist size, but stretch jeans, or cargo trousers with an elasticated waist band  :lol

[Dead Eye]

Pretty sure that my trousers are shrinking... *stuffs another biscuit in mouth*

[Freck]

WAGON WHEELS  :grumble

:eek  What's wrong with Wagon Wheels??  Yum, yum!!  :lol

[Robbie8666]

Pensioners & people that don't work in the supermarket at weekends!!
you have all week to do yourshopping when we are at work so why clog up the roads & shops at weekends?

CORMAC!! ( for those that don't know they are the Cornish council workers CORMAC stands for Cant Organise Road Maintenance Around Cornwall)
oh yeah we wait until May to start any major road project that is going to last 6 months so we block up both main roads in & out of the country at the same time at the busiest time of the year!! we will cone off dual carriageways for miles and only do work on 200 yards a week!! the rest is coned off ..... for safety...fucking hell that length of road you could land 3 jumbo's on if it weren't fecking coned off!!!!

and breath.....

[red98]

Nothing.......30yrs ago they were the size of real wagon wheels  :grumble

[lew600fazer]

People like Robbie who have no time for pensioners shopping, Supermarkets are open until 21.00 hrs some are open 6x 24 hours.

[celticdog]

What really annoys me is people, particularly young people whom insist on using the word 'like' all the time as a conversation filler . . . "you know what I mean like", " I was like all . . . " drives me nuts. What's worse is that upwards inflection at the end of every sentence that makes everything seem as if it's a question!?! It's this I'm referring to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqNhEzrWQpY

It's all just wrong, and plain annoying

[Nightfury]

Kim Kardashian

[darrsi]

What really annoys me is people, particularly young people whom insist on using the word 'like' all the time as a conversation filler . . . "you know what I mean like", " I was like all . . . " drives me nuts. What's worse is that upwards inflection at the end of every sentence that makes everything seem as if it's a question!?! It's this I'm referring to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqNhEzrWQpY

It's all just wrong, and plain annoying

At work in the film industry, the word that bugs the hell out of me is "amazing".

Was sitting upstairs minding my own business having lunch and there were a production team sitting next to me.

"How are your Cheese & Chive crisps?"
"Oh they're amazing!"
"Really? The same as my watercress and celery seeded baguette, it's amazing too."
"What about your beetroot and plum smoothie?"
"Oh it's truly amaz......"

"OH FUCK OFF!"  :wall

[nick crisp]

At work in the film industry, the word that bugs the hell out of me is "amazing".

Was sitting upstairs minding my own business having lunch and there were a production team sitting next to me.

"How are your Cheese & Chive crisps?"
"Oh they're amazing!"
"Really? The same as my watercress and celery seeded baguette, it's amazing too."
"What about your beetroot and plum smoothie?"
"Oh it's truly amaz......"

"OH FUCK OFF!"  :wall

That's just awesome!

[darrsi]

[quote author=darrsi link=topic=17546.msg202891#msg202891 date=1436352575]

At work in the film industry, the word that bugs the hell out of me is "amazing".

Was sitting upstairs minding my own business having lunch and there were a production team sitting next to me.

"How are your Cheese & Chive crisps?"
"Oh they're amazing!"
"Really? The same as my watercress and celery seeded baguette, it's amazing too."
"What about your beetroot and plum smoothie?"
"Oh it's truly amaz......"

"OH FUCK OFF!"  :wall

That's just awesome!
[/quote]

Haha, yeah that as well.  :rollin :rollin :rollin

[Robbie8666]

People like Robbie who have no time for pensioners shopping, Supermarkets are open until 21.00 hrs some are open 6x 24 hours.

yeah supermarkets are open 24/7 but when I work away from home only time I get to do a food shop for the family is at a weekend. even on a Friday evening I'll go at 8-830 after I've spent time with my boys at rugby training and yes they are in Asda trying to decide which aisle to clog up and then they bump into Eric from across the road & have a natter in the narrowest part of the shop... they got cafe's for nattering in!!
:lol

[Skippernick]

What really annoys me is people, particularly young people whom insist on using the word 'like' all the time as a conversation filler . . . "you know what I mean like", " I was like all . . . " drives me nuts. What's worse is that upwards inflection at the end of every sentence that makes everything seem as if it's a question!?! It's this I'm referring to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqNhEzrWQpY

It's all just wrong, and plain annoying

You fool, you forgot "you know" as well. Used in every interview now, you know. No i don't fucking know thats why you are the expert getting interviewed. Ok just breathe.

[alan09]

Some cnut walking around London with an IS flag draped over his shoulder and a kid sat on his shoulders waving a small IS flag just over a week after 30 British people were murdered on a beach in Tunisia by IS. The police said they can't do anything about it because he hasn't done wrong FFS.