Three word story

[taylor]

seen Leroy juice

[johnnyg]

since the war

[taylor]

on big black

[Oldgit]

slab of marble

[acid drop]

as a worktop

[nickodemon]

to lie on.. :evil

[taylor]

spread wide eagle

[Oldgit]

with a cavernous

[nickodemon]

dark hairy hole

[acid drop]

  A man cave!.........

[nickodemon]

To dwell in

[ChristoT]

And fettle bikes

[Oldgit]

that are not

[taylor]

covered in love

[acid drop]

but in need................

[ChristoT]

Of some attention

[nickodemon]

of back end

[Ebme Geek]

service and lubrication

[acid drop]

to assist penetration

[ChristoT]

Of inner tubes